The Birds & the Bees & the Loofas & Falafels

Actual quotes from the "Sex" chapter of Bill O'Reilly's new advice book, "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids":

"Thanks to some of the loonier films and magazines today, many of you know a lot about unusual sexual practices." (p. 72)

"No matter how much you know about bodies, positions, practices, and preferences, you are nowhere near having the combination of maturity and insight that meaningful sex requires."
(p. 73)

"Your shoulders are getting broader, your breasts are becoming more prominent..." (p. 73)

"When you are interested in someone only on the basis of physique, you are dehumanizing him or her, seeing that person only as an attractive object." (p.74)

"By the way, the person you have sex with IS likely to tell. Think about that before you do anything." (p.74)

"Guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you." (p.75)

"Are you surprised by my thoughts on the subject? Did you think that O'Reilly would tell you sex is off-limits? As you know, things are more complicated than that." (p.75)